$65 + shipping

I'm sorry, and I hope I don't get myself in a big ole heap 'o trouble over this one... but DAMN I'm sick and tired of those overpriced faux punk rock necklaces for debutantes. But you know, I've loved the concept since first seeing a padlock and chain 'round poor Sid Vicious' scrawny little throat. Tough, sexy, submissive, owned... make of it what you will, but please return this fabulous idea to the streets and make one yerself, or buy this absolutely perfect (imho) version, hand-made by yours truly. Tight, choker-length Czech glass pearl rosary chain (with coolest black metal findings) and a perfectly rusted and perfectly detailed little lock, not vintage, but reminiscent of one you'd dig out of an old forgotten storage box at the hardware store. This necklace makes me so happy, and works well on its own or layered with lots of longer pieces. Working lock comes with two keys, one to keep, one to give to your keeper. Note: there is NO clasp on this necklace, the lock itself serves as the clasp. Priced right and limited to however long I can keep getting these cutie locks!

Don't tell Tiffany's, ok?